All Hail Supreme Leader Trump
Timothy Scott
Of course Donald Trump is the most patriotic man
that has walked on American soil.
Constantly crossing the coursing Delaware River
known as life, water blue as the sky above.
How can people question his authority
and call him an infernal mongrel?
Those Mexicans are a minority and should be eliminated
by being deported back to their homeland.
All hail our supreme leader Donald Trump
the hot girl you date for awhile
that you don’t bring home to mom and dad.
Of course he’s making America great again
with all the creamy white, true blooded
natives of the great U.S. of America. Of course he said let’s build a wall.
would be more American than anything that
inbred John F. Kennedy ever did, god
he was a terrible president.
All hail Supreme Leader Trump.
How about those wrenches fact-check themselves into a
library and learn a thing or two.
Because of course Supreme Leader Trump is never wrong.
Or maybe take a class or two at the new and
Improved Trump University, the premiere
Ivy League school that is only offered online.
Now more than just real estate, there is no risk
in giving our supreme leader all the money he paid you
like a kid giving all his allowance money to the toy store.
No risk in raging against that machine, Trump is here to save the day,
at least until his impeachment.
Of course Donald Trump is the most patriotic man
that has walked on American soil.
Constantly crossing the coursing Delaware River
known as life, water blue as the sky above.
How can people question his authority
and call him an infernal mongrel?
Those Mexicans are a minority and should be eliminated
by being deported back to their homeland.
All hail our supreme leader Donald Trump
the hot girl you date for awhile
that you don’t bring home to mom and dad.
Of course he’s making America great again
with all the creamy white, true blooded
natives of the great U.S. of America. Of course he said let’s build a wall.
would be more American than anything that
inbred John F. Kennedy ever did, god
he was a terrible president.
All hail Supreme Leader Trump.
How about those wrenches fact-check themselves into a
library and learn a thing or two.
Because of course Supreme Leader Trump is never wrong.
Or maybe take a class or two at the new and
Improved Trump University, the premiere
Ivy League school that is only offered online.
Now more than just real estate, there is no risk
in giving our supreme leader all the money he paid you
like a kid giving all his allowance money to the toy store.
No risk in raging against that machine, Trump is here to save the day,
at least until his impeachment.